Oh my GOD!!!
Me? Jealous of YOU? Who in God's good name do you think you
are, Sydney!? Seriously are you trying to be a troll or something? You're freaking ridiculous! Sydney, get the hell off my page before I go fully Nac-rant on you.
And BTW, if you think I'd be jealous of a mental 13 year old that got dropped on her head as a baby and talks to plush toys, then I suggest you seek even more help then you already need. Plus, what do you have that I'd be jealous of? Loyal fans? Uh, no, you don't have any. Mind-blowing art? Pretty sure you don't have that either. A wonderful sense of humor? Hell no. Brains? I'm pretty sure you don't own one.